At the University of Advent, the faculty is not what you’d expect. There are no human professors in tweed jackets here, just the objects that
Category: Social Commentary
Advent 3: The Great Sleigh Strike
It’s the busiest season of the year at the North Pole, and this December, Santa’s sleigh is grounded. Not because of weather, but because the
Advent 2: The Slow Magic of December
December has a rhythm all its own, rushing and slowing down simultaneously, often throwing caution to the wind. At work we are catapulted into end-of-the
Advent 1: HR Nightmare in Santa’s Workshop
Hot on the heels of the Hauntvent series, welcome to the Advent 2025 series. This year, the series comes with a few twists, a bit
(Mis)alignment
Alignment is everywhere these days. From Instagram captions to coaching sessions, corporate workshops to law-of-attraction seminars, everyone seems to be chasing it, or claiming to
Intergalactic Field Report: How Humans Waste Their Free Time
Greetings, fellow Martian scholar. I come bearing critical intelligence on the peculiar species known as Homo sapiens and their baffling methods of “entertainment.” Prepare yourself:
