Greetings, fellow Martian scholar. I come bearing critical intelligence on the peculiar species known as Homo sapiens and their baffling methods of “entertainment.” Prepare yourself:
Category: Existentialism
Letter of Resignation To The Department Of Past Self
November is a month where we take stock of the year that was as it fast approaches the finish line. As the weather turns cold
Clinging to Nothing
One of the questions that I regret not asking myself sooner in so many situations in my life is Why are you still there? In
WTF is a Situationship?
There was a time when defining relationships was simpler. In the 70s and 80s, society ran on a four-tier system: acquaintances, friends, relatives, and colleagues.
The S.P.O.O.K. Manifesto
If Halloween had an equivalent to LGBTQ, it would be S.P.O.O.K. (The Society of Paranormal Outcasts, Oddities, and Kindred Spirits). For one month a year,
Hauntvent* 3: Monster Retirement Plans
Monsters are like fine wine, they age, evolve, adapt, and believe it or not, they retire. Like many of us staring down the second half
