Every year, without fail, humanity participates in a global ritual known as the Great Resolution Delusion. It begins on December 31st, somewhere between the third
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The Great Chocolate Reincarnation
The holiday season used to have a dignified flow. A respectful pause. A moment to breathe between celebrations. Now? Now retail has the pacing of
Advent 7: Seasonal Cross-Over Diplomacy
At the University of Advent — or, more accurately, Santa’s HR-managed workshop — December is always high-stakes. Between performance reviews, team-building exercises, and a Grinch-like
Advent 6: The Soul of the Snowflake
Advent brings the familiar glitter of Christmas markets, the mad rush of shopping, the dizzying parade of gifts designed to impress. What if the true
Hauntvent 5*: The Great Pumpkin Spice Conspiracy
Every October, like clockwork, the pumpkin spice invasion begins. Coffee shops deck their counters with orange banners, store shelves fill with pumpkin‑spice everything, and suddenly
Why Is Drinking Water So Hard?
Let’s be honest. We know we’re supposed to drink around 2 litres of water a day. We’ve seen the wellness blogs, downloaded hydration apps, and
