It’s the busiest season of the year at the North Pole, and this December, Santa’s sleigh is grounded. Not because of weather, but because the
Category: Culture Vulture
(Mis)alignment
Alignment is everywhere these days. From Instagram captions to coaching sessions, corporate workshops to law-of-attraction seminars, everyone seems to be chasing it, or claiming to
Intergalactic Field Report: How Humans Waste Their Free Time
Greetings, fellow Martian scholar. I come bearing critical intelligence on the peculiar species known as Homo sapiens and their baffling methods of “entertainment.” Prepare yourself:
WTF is a Situationship?
There was a time when defining relationships was simpler. In the 70s and 80s, society ran on a four-tier system: acquaintances, friends, relatives, and colleagues.
The S.P.O.O.K. Manifesto
If Halloween had an equivalent to LGBTQ, it would be S.P.O.O.K. (The Society of Paranormal Outcasts, Oddities, and Kindred Spirits). For one month a year,
Hauntvent 6*: Skeleton Marketing
Every October, skeleton decorations appear everywhere, hanging in windows, draped over porches, lurking in backyards, and occasionally turning up in very questionable places. But have
